
Christy wrote in looking for inspiration for classic and not-so-classic white elephant gifts. Having attended a couple holiday parties over the last few days, and dozens over the last several years, we rubbed our palms together and got down to business.
Here are a few of our favorites, to get those wheels a-turnin’:
- Frame Yourself: Your photo plastered on a t-shirt, mug or in a frame is always a hit. Especially with a caption like “(insert your name) RULES!”
- Frame a Friend: Grab your yearbook and blow up the sophomore photo of a good-natured guest that’s for sure attending the party.
- Go Old Lady: Collectibles like strange porcelain figurines, calendars from Cat Fancy, muumuus or other sizeable nightgown (or panties!) and ultra-tacky slippers are sure to please.
- Anything Oversize and Ridiculous: Like a lobster or trout pillow
- Juicy Novel: A friend once delivered a novel with a super sappy title, complete with highlighted passages to be read aloud.
- Something Outgrown: Try training wheels or a “toy” like Womb Sounds Bear.
- The Gift of Meat: Think summer sausage or bacon band-aids or steak showercurtain.
Other things we’ve seen: a computer motherboard, monkey salt and pepper shakers, pantyhose, footed pajamas, made-for-tv movies on VHS, CDs with covers so tacky you love them, and anything that, when wrapped, holds the exact shape of what’s inside. Or anything that, when wrapped, looks a lot like something it’s not.
Our favorite place to pick up white elephant gifts are thrift stores like Deseret Industries, Savers and ThriftTown. Other options include Cabin Fever, Blue Cockatoo and Urban Outfitters for cheeky and weird/gross lil’ items.
What’s the best white elephant you ever got or gave? Share ideas, por favor. (Let’s just hope we’re not all going to the same shindig!)